“Gross,” remarked IU freshman Ashley Schmidt as a poor person walked past her on Indiana Avenue last Tuesday, “I need a Xanax.”
Schmidt, a Manhattan native who had never seen a destitute person before coming to Bloomington for college, admitted that she is not quite used to the Midwestern lifestyle.  “Everyone is poor and stupid, and [...]

After a five month struggle, area resident and IU student Andrea Kowalski is dead to me.  Our relationship’s untimely demise is due to several complications arising from her being a total slut and a liar.  Toxicology reports are still out, but I’m pretty sure she had to be totally messed up when she hooked up [...]

The playwright and Literary Manager of the Bloomington Playwright’s Project is quickly garnering the attention and respect of theatre patrons as his company, Starrynight Productions, takes off in the local scene. Sam Brown

“I have what we in the business call the Burden of Knowledge,” Dr. Gassensmith said, “and I can’t hold this information back from the community.”

IU freshman Rick Curry will not be returning to campus next semester. The 19 year old theatre and drama major is reportedly unhappy with his coursework and disappointed with the quality of the university’s theatrical productions.
“I’ve been to every single play IU has done this year, and even some of the townie ones,” [...]

Bloomington is in for a healthy dose of satire in March when this Robert O’Hara-penned comedy hits the Wells-Metz Theatre.